Horrible Bosses: The Origin of Mother Fucker Jones
- Nick: How'd you get the name "Mother Fucker"?
- MFJ: When i was a kid i snuck into my mothers bedroom.
- Nick, Dale, and Kurt: Uhh O.....
- MFJ: She was layin there naked.
- Kurt: Dean?
- MFJ: She had been drinkin all night.
- Nick: We got it.
- MFJ: Then i snuck up behind her.
- Nick: Ummm....
- MFJ: And then i slipped my fingers.
- Nick, Dale, and Kurt: ...
- MFJ: ...Into her purse.
- Kurt: Purse? He said Purse.
- MFJ: And i took her whole weeks pay. I really fucked her over. And thats why they call me Mother Fucker Jones.
- Dale: O
- Kurt: They should call you Mother Fucker Over Jones to avoid confusion.
- MFJ: What confusion?